Friday, November 02, 2007

Scary things about adoption #1: Discount Sales

Get a Toddler, get a Newborn, get two! Get 'em now! Because Crazy Jane can't be beat with prices so low, she's practically giving them away! And act now during the National Adoption Awareness Month Crazy Jane Kiddie Blowout, where she's slashing prices by 20% - prices so low it's practically child abuse!

Shop around - get the best price you can find, then go to Crazy Jane's and she'll BEAT 'EM. Remember Crazy Jane offers you the best prices, the best selection and a guaranteed cure for your need to be a hero!

Crazy Jane's November Kiddie Blowout - 20% off - Her prices are so low they're insane

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It's very scary that this is seen as OK

9 complaints from ingrates:

Lillie November 2, 2007 at 1:52 PM  

Nope, adoptees aren't commodities, not in the least.

I've never felt more special! Yay adoption!!!




*puke*

Ungrateful Little Bastard November 2, 2007 at 4:52 PM  

Act fast Lillie and we'll throw in a special e-book "101 Adoption Fundraisers". Supplies limited, order now.

Andie D. November 2, 2007 at 5:10 PM  

Yuck.

Maybe that forever family that never was will have a chance to grow now. I wonder if there is a "No Return on Sale Items" policy.

Judy November 2, 2007 at 8:39 PM  

In the dictionary next to "tacky."

mia,  November 3, 2007 at 8:34 AM  

# This offer is for international programs only and does not apply to domestic adoption.

Come here so I can smack the shit out of you Crazy Jane.

I particularly loved the one about "not to be used with any other offer". DAMN cause I had a coupon!

vomitrocious.

Ungrateful Little Bastard November 3, 2007 at 11:07 AM  

But wait - there's more! Still not convinced? We'll throw in a $100 Toys R Us Coupon to the first 100 vultures - c'mon - freaking sign up for our discount already!

Judy November 4, 2007 at 10:38 PM  

What?! No free Elmo doll?

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