Ungrateful Little Bastard: Heartwarming advice from Yahoo Answers

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Heartwarming advice from Yahoo Answers

9 complaints from ingrates:

TherapyisExpensive, November 30, 2008 4:01 PM: I'm 90% sure that the "form a bondage with the mother" line was a mistake and they probably meant bond but at the same time 10% believes they want the pregnant woman to be held in bondage until she signs the papers. Hmm wonder where I could have possibly came up with that idea.
Ungrateful Little Bastard, November 30, 2008 4:14 PM: Oh yeah, the typos are always an endless source of amusement, until it sinks in this is what so many people think of adoption - kinky typos excluded.
joy, November 30, 2008 5:04 PM: That is a heartwarming sentiment indeed, and what a bondage it will be she really can't anticipate the half of it.

But maybe she should hire a sargeant mother?
Ungrateful Little Bastard, November 30, 2008 5:23 PM: A sargeant mother would definitely add a military/correction-facility power dynamic into the bondage scenario. This alternative adult discussion is highly inappropriate for a family venue such as Yahoo Answers though. I really should report that answer.
Michelle, November 30, 2008 7:43 PM: Well, I sure wouldn't want to be the one handing over the unborn baby for adoption!
Ungrateful Little Bastard, November 30, 2008 8:32 PM: Oooo Michelle I love the new Madame Compassionateless title of your blog; it goes so well with the theme of this post.
Erin, November 30, 2008 9:34 PM: Dang not only did I miss the opportunity for bondage, which sounds like a healthy relationship already, but I also missed the opportunity for a child to have a good career or be pretty.

Shoot.
Michelle, December 1, 2008 6:37 PM: HA! Thanks T. Was a handle given to me by a co-worker - I loved it :)
Jade, December 1, 2008 9:08 PM: someone please gag them with a spoon already! ughhhhh.. i've heard the stories of military families.let me get this straight - ptsd plus adoption plus inter racial adoption. yikes

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