With so many grown children, I am a master manipulator

I could just ask you nicely to sign the new Pennsylvania Adoptee Rights petition, that sends an email to the primary sponsor of a naughty, naughty bill. I could just say, even if you're not in Pennsylvania, would you please sign?

But that wouldn’t be any fun.

Behold my awesome powers of guilt tripping:

Do you really care about adoptees the way you say you do, if you won’t take 2 minutes to send an important email?

http://bit.ly/9OLsZx



How can you be my friend on Facebook, if Farmville is more important to you than I am?

http://bit.ly/9OLsZx


 
If you don’t sign this, I’ll feel worthless

http://bit.ly/9OLsZx


Sign it or web 1.0 kitteh dies

 

http://bit.ly/9OLsZx
 


Remember that time you asked me for that favor? And I did it?

http://bit.ly/9OLsZx





 
There are worse things you can do than not signing this, I guess.

http://bit.ly/9OLsZx


 
I know who cares by their names.

http://bit.ly/9OLsZx


 
It’s no big deal, really, just the most important legislation there is to me.

http://bit.ly/9OLsZx


 
Your lack of action concerns me, what did I do to make you hate me?

http://bit.ly/9OLsZx
 

 
Your kid was born in PA, right? It’s such a shame so few people care about her.

http://bit.ly/9OLsZx

Not signing makes Baby Jesus cry.

http://bit.ly/9OLsZx

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